If you like a good gory time with some ridiculous storytelling and nothing but laughs, you can’t do better than Gravy:
If you like that, then Murder Party‘s a sure bet:
And it goes without saying that Trick ‘r Treat is called for this time of year:
And, for something less silly that comes in one-two punch form (there’s a third, too, if the first two leave you all leaning forward, and you have to fall into something), Cold Prey and Cold Prey II are som…
Now THIS is the kind of research I can get behind. Well done, whoever:
…For real horror, you need:
- an empty rocking chair, rocking
- a crackle-faced porcelain doll
- the close-up of an eyeball
- a spread-fingered hand on the other side of a window
- a tree swing, creaking back and forth
- and a cat flying out of every closet:
- doesn’t hurt to have a mysterious shape walking past a doorway, either:
Isn’t that mask just so expressive? It’s supposed to make Michael Myers faceless, but really it kind of gives him a soul. A dark, evil, tortured soul. Anyway, I think it’s going to be a touch before I get to actually talking about this latest version, BUT:
- if you haven’t seen it yet
- AND you don’t like spoilers
- AND you can’t help but finish every post you start reading, then:
- maybe don’t start this one yet?
Which is to say, spoilers wil…
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