Stephen Graham Jones

Birdlandia

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 26, 2021 0 Comments

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Elk-version:

https://twitter.com/linseedling/status/1353051933813182466?s=21

While they certainly look cute, a cow elk weighs an average of 4-500 pounds and can be fiercely protective of their young. Please remember to keep a distance of at least 50 yards (150 feet) when viewing or photographing wildlife. NPS photos – Nick Kramer pic.twitter.com/mNphlngFCk
— GreatSmokyNPS (@GreatSmokyNPS) January 16, 2021

got to click it to see that elk taking off

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F(r)iction

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 26, 2021 0 Comments

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NOW ANNOUNCING… Stephen Graham Jones as our Short Story judge this spring! Author of MY HEART IS A CHAINSAW, the talented @SGJ72 will be looking verrrrrry carefully for that special piece.

Be bold. Write weird! https://t.co/FMRczYhW6g pic.twitter.com/QHZuWfymAQ
— F(r)iction (@FrictionSeries) January 24, 2021

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Coolest My Heart is a Chainsaw staging yet

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 26, 2021 0 Comments

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Perfect snowy day book mail. MY HEART IS A CHAINSAW! (pictured w/ bonus creepy antlers because ⁦@SGJ72⁩) pic.twitter.com/xkboQRavro
— Theresa DeLucci (@tdelucci) January 26, 2021

Also way excellent:

https://twitter.com/jessiguess90/status/1354158089319178241?s=20

slasher books find slasher people . . .

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The Alex Awards Get Elky

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 25, 2021 0 Comments

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http://www.ala.org/yalsa/alex-awards#current

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Chainsaw Getting Read!

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 24, 2021 0 Comments

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My Heart Is A Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones was batshit crazy.
The main character is very peculiar, and although you know you should believe her, my attitude towards her ended up being the same atitude everyone around her shows: she’s gone mad. I should have listened.
4/5⭐️ pic.twitter.com/BJ5bMqUo1k
— Carina – A Story Of Sorts Podcast (@astoryofsorts) January 24, 2021

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Bear

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 16, 2021 0 Comments

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Always wondered where he’d retired off to. Figured he’d got his own cabover with a stolen booster seat, so he could pull that airhorn whenever he wanted, but, nope: he’s got a pizza fix, seems:

https://twitter.com/ZombieRiot/status/1349933732829032450?s=20

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Moose Head Woman?

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 16, 2021 0 Comments

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If her and Elk Head Woman fight, it would it be — it would be Sadako vs. Kayako (2016). Either way, I think I need to find this one, give it a watch:

https://www.sltrib.com/artsliving/movies/2018/07/20/bicknells-film-festival/

Case you need the trailer, which makes it impossible not to want to cue this movie up:

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Videos & Interviews

Posted by SGJ Posted on January 16, 2021 0 Comments

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Here's a taste of me, Lev Grossman, Eoin Colfer, Stephen Graham Jones, Joe Abercrombie, Karen Russell, Catherynne Valente, Brian Selznick, Jeff VanderMeer & the writing students at Rutgers doing a round robin reading of Tolkien's The Hobbit! https://t.co/4MF7kP5bhu
— Clay McLeod Chapman (@claymcleod) January 12, 2021

linking the tweet as I can’t see the FB video . . .