Birdlandia

This is my son's (6 y.o.) perspective on my job pic.twitter.com/h1CpIFJo3m

— Ignacio Monzón (@ignaciomonzon) March 29, 2022

Omg… just going thru my video. This is a story about a red truck and a tornado…. I CANNOT believe they drove away like that. #txwx #tornado pic.twitter.com/8h0nD88xFv

— Brian Emfinger (@brianemfinger) March 22, 2022

A few years ago I was asked by a car dealership in town to drive a car to a customer in Denver. I would then rent a car and drive home. They’d pay for it all. I had a company credit card. I drop the car off at the customers and walk 7 miles to the rental car place. They say I

— Ian Aeillo (@IanAeillo) March 24, 2022

Dark thought of the day.
If a toy in Toy Story died all the toys would know. But the kid would not, and the kid would continue to play with the toys corpse…
Happy Friday.

— Author James Fuller (@AuthorJFuller) March 25, 2022

We’re on day four of our three year old dressed like the Scream killer. pic.twitter.com/n4GHGQjIpI

— Jersey Jabberwock Press (@JersJabberwock) March 29, 2022

Finally watching the The Last Duel just as Ridley Scott intended — silently on a plane with no audio and close captions from Knives Out. pic.twitter.com/Dj7sgkNVkn

— jabari (@Jabartender) March 29, 2022